Itsy Bitsy Spider
S1 episode 8 Aired on April 17, 2014
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When the guys show up to the scene of a failed suicide, their angry patient’s Suburu-driving, parents’-basement-dwelling existence looks so familiar that they dub him Future Brian.
Meanwhile, after Billy pulls a major hero move at a domestic shooting, everyone is treated to the sight of Hank very un-heroically freaking out over a spider. The whole spectacle sparks a conversation about fears, and while Johnny claims to be unflappable, Hank knows there is one thing that definitely scares his partner: abandonment. Johnny tries to shrug it off, but with Theresa making noise about going to D.C. to fulfill her potential in the FBI, the truth may soon come out…
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"Hold your horses fellas, I drive an Outback, he drives a Forester, a very depressing model"
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy Spider
"I'm afraid of the declining role of the American family, I'm afraid of losing the generational bonds that tie us all together. And rent. I'm really afraid of paying rent."
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy Spider
"I'm a black man John, where I grew up we had so many pit bulls we thought they were squirrels"
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy Spider
"I'm scared of the big things; cancer, terrorism, Ben Affleck being a lousy Batman"
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy Spider
-"You're afraid of midgets?"
-"Not the whole midget, just the hands, small and soft like they could just grab you...You'd hardly feel it...like a whisper..."
Itsy Bitsy Spider
Itsy Bitsy Spider
"There are only 3 things to be genuinely afraid of in this world. One. The Mars Company will stop making Twix, two my ex-wife and three zombies"
Itsy Bitsy Spider
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Itsy Bitsy Spider