First Theresa shows up at Johnny’s for a drunken late night booty call. Then she suggests they keep the good times rolling with no-strings sex a couple nights a week. Yes, it seems that Johnny is about to live out every real man’s fantasy – until Hank reminds Johnny that he has too much woman in him to be a real man and his need for emotional attachment will eventually botch the deal. Johnny forges ahead undeterred, but when a late night hook-up ends with nothing but a slap on the ass, it looks like Johnny’s sensitive side may throw this sex train off the track.
Meanwhile, an idiotic lawn dart league and two romantic junkies help Brian check some boxes his EMT bucket list.