Time to find your place in the world of William P. Rush! Are you the brilliant, boozed up renegade who loves a good time but can’t always be counted on? Maybe you’re the uptight, honest, low-risk type who wishes you were more like your free-spirited friends? Possibly the pragmatic busy bee who puts their job first? Or are you a suave and sensible entrepreneur who bends the rules in the name of your family? Take the quiz to find out!
Brilliant, boyish, and boozed up. You’re the life of the party, and also the guy at the party keeping people alive. You like amphetamines, gratuitous nudity, and cold hard cash. You don’t believe in speed limits, just speed. You hate calendars, commitment, and quinoa. What is quinoa?? Eve, order me a steak. And a whiskey. And while you’re at it, 6mg of Xanax would be great.
Earnest, honest, and a little uptight. You had fun getting into trouble back in the day, but now you’re devoted to furthering your career and supporting your loved ones. You like structure, stability, and earning the respect of your peers. You dislike spicy food, inaccurate medical TV shows, and risky behavior. Well… sometimes you can’t help but bend a few rules. With your mischief-magnet of a best friend, anything goes.
Practical, professional, and pragmatic. You take your job very seriously, and never crack under pressure— to you there’s no difference between a gang member and a barista. You always keep your cool, except when it comes to relationships. Let’s not talk about that. You like wine (in moderation), efficiency, and classic films. You hate dishonesty, lateness, and stains.
Secretive, seductive, and sensible. You run a successful one-man business with a street bike and a smile. Family is important to you, but they can’t know too much about your affairs. You have a cartel of dependable friends who you can call on if you’re in need of a favor. You like strong women, loyalty, and making a good deal. You dislike cops, diets, and doctors (except for one of your clients who happens to be one).