It’s time to get your act together, Jack. You know it and we know it. This autopilot, cruise-control, eating-Bugles-for-breakfast thing can’t continue.
Okay. Strike that. Bugles are never a bad idea.
But the rest of it, right? If you’re staring down your future and it’s looking like a tire fire, it might be time to Gus things up, because if anyone has their act together, it’s MC Clapyohanz.
Best of all? You don’t need a roadmap to find your inner Gus. We’ve got your back with this list of ways to get your Gus on. You know that’s right.
1. The car
Gus is ahead of the curve when it comes to wheels. He knows a tiny ride makes a BIG impression. And think on this: when the driver’s seat is practically over the front wheels, you’re going to get where you’re going first. Does your big old sled do that? Didn’t think so.
2. The threads
Two words: tailored. The reason Gus gets past the gatekeeper is because he keeps it crisp. Pressed. Clean. Sharp. It also helps if you say it’s your birthday.
3. The attitude
Gus knows he’s lit. At least he knows he’s not unlit. This is the X-factor you need to find. Your inner Gus depends on it. Find that krispy swagger and drape it proudly on those golden shoulders. This is your Gus-ness, your Gus-sence. You’ll be incredi-Gus.
4. The brains
When the chance comes to tag in his mad knowledge of everything, Gus leans in. We know you’ve hit a few books in your life, so this one should be easy. You never know when you’ll need that extensive knowledge of Pluto or Pythagoras or prepositions. Tap it and watch the awesome happen.
5. The scream
Just know there’s no shame in knowing when it’s time to beat a path. Gus knows this and he knows how to make a statement doing it. For Pluto’s sake, when you’re in the danger zone, remember what Tina Turner said: We don’t need another hero. The universe needs you here. Listen to your inner Gus, especially when it’s screaming like a child.
Be sure to channel your inner Gus when Psych: The Movie premieres on Dec. 7 on USA Network! Here's a first look below!