Which of the following topics would your date be most likely to talk about?
Geo-politics of the Middle East... they're constantly boring you with the conflict that never ends.
The Afghanistan War... he/she never talks about anything else except whether or not the US should be fighting there.
Education reform in the United States... they're more concerned with what's happening at home.
Sports... you might actually be at a Detroit Tigers game as you take this quiz.
How long does it usually take your date to return from the bathroom?
15 minutes. You look for wet clothes when they return to their seat.
5 minutes. It's an average bathroom visit.
1 minute. You're not shaking their hand goodnight.
They never go to the bathroom. Never.
What's the biggest gun your date has ever fired?
Bazooka. This was an explosive revelation, to say the least.
High-powered rifle. Whether for hunting or for something else, they've been behind a powerful gun.
Handgun. Nothing major, but they've still got experience behind cold steel.
How many countries have visa stamps in your date's passport?
Their passport is loaded with visa stamps. Do you feel uneasy?
They've been to Mexico, the Bahamas and some European cities. You wouldn't call them a jetsetter.
They visited an aunt in Canada once.
The only world traveling they do is to Pizza World down the block.
When you go out to eat, which seat does your date like to sit in?
The booth. They like the ambience and comfort of the booth.
Outside. The fresh air makes a meal taste better.
They always sit with their back to a wall. Strange.
Middle of the room at a table. It's nice being in the middle of the restaurant.
What's the most technologically advanced action you've ever seen your date come close to taking?
You've seen him/her take apart their cell phone and tinker with it when it's on the fritz.
He/she once opened their locked apartment door with a credit card.
He/she figured out how to put your phone number into their phone.
He/she helped your mother with her computer once and now she always asks you to bother them when she has problems.
Which of the following odd situations best describes your date?
He/she works as a sandwich maker at a deli but they keep the strangest hours.
On a recent "work trip," he/she came back with one article of clothing torn or stained.
He/she is constantly forgetting to pay parking tickets.
He/she runs out of money or forgets their money at home on a date.
When you ask your date whom they believe should get the most amount of credit for the killing of Osama bin Laden what do they say?
The President of the United States of America.
The overseas intelligence community.
The common soldier who put his/her life on the line.
The overall war against terrorism.
Which of the following romantic activities do you believe your date has experienced or might partake in?
They are a proud, card-carrying member of the mile-high club.
When a stranger walks by, they suddenly pull you into an alley and begin kissing you... then stop once the stranger has passed.
They have engaged in sweet, sweet lovemaking on a deserted beach.
Clueless and clumsy, they fumble around in the dark.
Which of the following scenarios would best describe your date if their steak came to them over-cooked?
They would get irate at the waiter, threaten to turn in the cook to the owner if they're not brought a new steak without having to pay for the meal.
They'd take the tablecloth, wrap it around their waist and pretend to be a waiter while they secretly switch out the bad steak with a good one waiting in the kitchen window.
Get up casually, walk into the kitchen and tell the chef.
Which of these topics most interests your date?
Which of the following does your date own?
CB radio or satellite phone
Key ring with dozens of keys on it like a janitor.