"The day that we, as a civilization, get to the point where we're broadcasting pornography from televisions attached to gas pumps, is the day I start working at a gas station."
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"Why would you want to watch porn on an iPad?"
"Well first of all, the resolution is amazing."
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"End it...end it...end it...end it"
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"Now everybody let's not panic, it was a horse...having an orgasm...it's not the end of the world"
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"You're gonna be all right, we got the good doctors on today"
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"I like 'The Rock' he's handsome, he's agile, and he's funny"
"And he can do that thing with his eyebrows!"
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"Next time you engage in athletic activities, take off the necklace! Please...please..."
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"That was the California raisins making a sextape"
