Alcohol Related Injury

First Theresa shows up at Johnny’s for a drunken late night booty call.  Then she suggests they keep the good times rolling with no-strings sex a couple nights a week.  Yes, it seems that Johnny is about to live out every real man’s fantasy – until Hank reminds Johnny that he has too much woman in him to be a real man and his need for emotional attachment will eventually botch the deal.  Johnny forges ahead undeterred, but when a late night hook-up ends with nothing but a slap on the ass, it looks like Johnny’s sensitive side may throw this sex train off the track.

Meanwhile, an idiotic lawn dart league and two romantic junkies help Brian check some boxes his EMT bucket list.

About Sirens

From the distinct comedic point of view of Denis Leary (RESCUE ME) and Bob Fisher (WEDDING CRASHERS), SIRENS follows three of Chicago’s best EMTs whose sometimes silly, self-righteous and even self-destructive personalities make them unqualified for sustaining relationships, friendships and most occupations. They are, however, uniquely qualified for saving anyone who winds up in their ambulance. Johnny (Michael Mosley) is a good-looking, sports-loving, Chicago EMT working with his best friend Hank (Kevin Daniels). Brian (Kevin Bigley) is a wide-eyed and excitable new EMT who still lives with his parents. Jessica McNamee will play the female lead, Theresa, a smart female cop with the Chicago PD who still loves her ex Johnny, but ultimately had to move on when he wouldn’t commit.

Cast & Crew