tanorexic • adjective
suffering from an acute and uncontrollable tanning habit

the city • noun
Specifically New York City; more specifically Manhattan. Not to be confused with any other city, which does not count as "the city" only as "a city." And not to be confused with any other borough of New York City, which count only insofar as they must sometimes be driven through to reach the Hamptons.

the Cramptons • noun, pl.
conflation of "cram" and "Hamptons"; a highly overcrowded summer destination on Long Island, NY into which most of Manhattan crams from Memorial Day through Labor Day

tramptonite • noun
a single female Hamptonite, identifiable by clothing providing very little coverage, a tendency to converge in groups upon trendy nightclubs in aforementioned getups, and a preoccupation with meeting rich men Example: Evan can't resist a tramptonite, but since he has no money to speak of she can certainly resist him.

trophy life • noun
an existence marked by conspicuous consumption, the acquisition of spoils, and an ostentatious display of wealth Example: Some people hire Hank only because a concierge doctor is part of a Hamptons trophy life.

trust foundling • noun
a poor little rich kid left to his own devices because his parents are too busy working, traveling, golfing or grooming themselves to actually parent