shag harbor/shagaponack • noun
the Hamptons as experienced by young singles, especially those inhabiting share houses

statustician • noun
one who approaches the study and achievement of social status with scientific precision Example: For Evan, social-climbing is merely a hobby; for the statusticians in the Hamptons, it's a way of life.

stay at home mom • noun
Hamptons mother who is too busy with spa appointments, tennis lessons, shopping, charity events and social obligations to work or, in most cases, care for her own children.