hamponitis • noun
a physical or mental condition brought about by an overexposure to the Hamptons Example: Hank's patients suffer from a wide range of maladies, but most are also victims of the most infectious disease of all: hamptonitis.

hampster cage • noun
A summer rental house in the Hamptons shared by a large group, typically composed of young singles; also called a "share house" or "summer share."

hamputee • noun
1. a person without the resources to vacation in the Hamptons 2. a person who, for financial or social reasons, has been cut off from Hamptons society like a severed limb Example: Hank had better watch out, because in the Hamptons one day you're the hottest new guy in town, and the next you're a hamputee.

heirhead • noun
a vapid individual endowed with vast inherited wealth but limited brainpower

highway snobbery • noun
1. snootiness and condescension concerning vehicles 2. snootiness or condescension occurring on the highway. Example: Evan's attempts to pick up girls while stuck in traffic were met only with highway snobbery.