Head Detective Carlton Lassiter (Timothy Omundson) would sooner arrest Shawn Spencer than follow any of his psychic "visions".
A straight-shooting, 10-year veteran of the Santa Barbara Police Department, Lassiter has worked his way to the top by conducting investigations cleanly, efficiently, and always by the book. This leaves little room for Shawn to intervene, and plenty of frustration when he inevitably does.
What's an Anagram of Your Name?
What's on your playlist?
Favorite Album at Age 15:
Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack
Three things I couldn't live without:
What's the craziest thing I've ever done?
Getting out of bed every day.
Best American City:
Depends on the crime rate.
Favorite Ice Cream Topping:
Oh, that's easy. Unicorn dust with rainbow sauce ... you think I have time for ice cream!??
Describe Yourself in One Word
Lighthearted or carefree. You pick.
Now in Spanish:
No tengo tiempo para esto
Crime of Fashion:
Operating an apparel sweatshop that makes counterfeit apparel and handbags. You meant this literally, right?
Favorite Old Movie:
Die Hard 2
Name of Your Imaginary Band? What Instrument Do You Play?:
"Satanic Stroller" ... Upright bass.
Dirty Little Secret:
I ran a stop sign once. But then I wrote myself a ticket.
If You Had to Have a Girl's Name, What Would You Choose?
Here's $10 ... What Do You Buy?
I need to see the money before I tell you. Come on. Cough it up.
Your environmentally conscious invention:
Bio-degradable Solar Generator
Your Superhero Name ("The," your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives):
The Black Schwinn
What Celebrity do People Say You Look Like?
The last thing that made me laugh out loud:
It was a morning DJ, I think. About two years ago.
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense."