MONK O.C.D. ANTHEM

After a lifetime of busting criminals, Monk has begun busting rhymes in the hilarious "OCD" anthem airing on USA. Now you can sing along the next time Monk takes the mic -- just click the "View Full Clip" button on the left to watch the full 60-second music video and study the lyrics below to keep step!

SONG LYRICS

O.C.D. how can I make it clear?
I'll take you fear by fear
To be sharin' your phobias near and dear

O is for Obsessive and C is for Compulsive
And the D ... well ... that's our detective

It's like the way you wash your hands the 42nd time
'Cause you had to dumpster dive just so you could solve a crime
Or the way you lie awake at night over a stain
Keeping you from busting perps, got hygiene on the brain
Clean it

You ever had a case that took you to a filthy place?
Got caught in spider webs and dirt is all up in your face?
People all around you coughin', hackin', wheezin', sneezin'
Crimes like that, homie, they're criminal like treason

There's too much dust, D to the U to S to the T
No spic and span in sight (Yo! Captain, that's what scary)
It's O.C.D., fear of germs is how you get it
No tolerance for wrinkles, gotta wash, dry and iron it

How many people out there suffer from a fear of milk?
Who thinks it's crazy and looks down on homies of that ilk?
Well if you do, that's O.C.D. and you're not down with it
But if you don't, here's a towelette...

You down with O.C.D.? (Bacterial Free)
You down with O.C.D.? (Don't dare touch me)
You down with O.C.D.? (Bacterial Free)
Who's down with O.C.D.? (San Fran P.D.)

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