Harper Simone Chanteuse

The diva of Maple Grove High, Harper was recently voted “Most Likely to Win an Oscar” by her pimpled peers. But the accolades only served to further inflate the young thespian’s already unchecked ego. Case in point, during her school’s spring performance of The Wizard of Oz, Harper and her ruby slippers stormed out of rehearsals when the flying monkeys “weren’t taking this seriously.”