Beth

A stranger to the norms of everyday life on planet Earth, Beth (Mary Gross) recently decided to follow her dreams and open a local hair salon. And one day she may even learn the difference between a brush and a comb. Despite a genuine eagerness to serve her clientele, her lack of experience and dexterity overrides her overzealous passion for bangs, curls, and perms. And her rampant short-term memory loss routinely sees her cutting her clients' hair twice in one sitting.