"FROM THE BEGINNING" HOUSE MARATHON ON USA

Diagnosis: Patient suffers from an acute lack of House knowledge leading to lapses of comprehension and, in some cases, complete absence of House fandom. Potential causes:

• Patient has never seen House
• Patient began watching House just recently
• Patient's head is clogged with so much House fodder that earlier memories have been repressed

Treatment: watch USA's "From the Beginning" House Marathon on Sunday, March 25, starting at 6PM/5C. Here's your viewing guide:

6/5C: The Pilot

7/6C: Paternity

8/7C: Maternity

9/8C: Damned If You Do

10/9C: The Socratic Method

11/10C: Fidelity