For HOUSE, diagnosing the patient is 99% of the battle. Many diagnosticians can examine small symptoms or clues about the patient, determine the illness and have them on the road to recovery. But that's thanks to years of med school and a well-honed medical eye.

What about you? Whether you have a medical degree or not, take a look at these symptoms and see if you can determine the illness. After you're finished, we'll diagnose whether you're bound for a residency or maybe just another couple hours of watching HOUSE on USA.