Markie D.

Meet Markie D. Sod, notorious ring leader of the LA Derby Dolls.

What makes you a character?
My insatiable thirst for adventure and my intensely passionate view of life.

What's on your playlist?
Turbonegro, Neko Case, Scott Walker, 16 Horsepower, Blondie, Nina Simone, Blossom Dearie, Gravy Train, Peaches, Pan Sonic, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

The last thing that made me laugh out loud was...
When one of my fans asked me on a date.

What's your secret talent?
Animal husbandry

The craziest or most daring thing I have ever done...?
Since Character Road Trip is a family show, I shall skip this question!

What three things couldn't you live without?
Rollerskates, my favorite flogger, mascara

If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?
My namesake The Marquee de Sade (though Samuel Beckett is a close second)

My favorite movie of all time?
"Withnail & I," "What's New Pussycat," "Secret Cinema," "A Woman Under the Influence," "The Man Who Fell to Earth," "Grey Gardens"

The bad movie I love most?
"Naughty Nurse"

What would a TV show about you be called?
"Gardening in Stilletos"

What is your favorite day of the year?
May 26 -- my birthday!

If it never made me fat or unhealthy, I would eat this food the rest of my life?
Milk chocolate truffles