Sure, everyone has roommate troubles, but did you ever wonder if your roomie’s weird quirks were hiding something bigger? As in, gun-packing, bad-guy-tackling, working-for-the-government bigger? Take our profiler to find out if your roommate is actually an undercover agent.
Your roommate is respectful, conscientious, and agreeable – and definitely not an undercover agent. Next time he or she does something that gets under your skin, just try to take solace in the fact that at least when your roommate brings work home that doesn’t mean inviting a meth addict over for information.
The weird hours, the locked doors, the secretive phone calls, it all adds up to one thing – your roommate is a Fed. But in the grand scheme of things, is that so bad? Sure, there’s always a chance that their identity gets exposed and you end up in the middle of a shootout with some vengeful drug lords, but all things considered, at least they don’t compost their own garbage right? I mean, yuck.
Ok, maybe “from Hell” is a bit hyperbolic, but it looks like you got the short straw when it comes to roommates. Our advice is to just ride this out until it’s time to renew the lease. And if you can’t make it that long, well…that’s what sublets are for.