In this town, if someone wants you dead, then you gotta be doing something right! And by that scale, ‘The Hollywood Ex-Wife’ is hotter than hot. Not only was Molly treated to a little Home Invasion this week, but she also became a hostage.

LAPD were called to the Santa Monica Terraces where writer and part time stalker, Charlotte Knightley was being detained by none other than Felix Soel. Apparently Charlotte turned up for Zach’s writer’s workshop, only to discover that Molly had just found the journal she had planted there the week before, in an attempt to break the nouveau couple up.

Yes, she was the one who stole the journal and published it to the world. Yes, she was the one who sent one creepy page back and yes, she was the one who watched from the bushes, waiting to cast Molly down and destroy her once and for all.

But what do we know about the Dizzy Laws of Motion, Charlotte? What goes down, must come back up! How many times do I have to say it? So, if it weren’t for you Charlotte…

Please, that’s what everyone says. Well, up until the moment she was dragged out of the Santa Monica Terraces in handcuffs, Charlotte was just another romance novel writer in a town where words mean nothing, and romance only screens in black and white. In search of a new, edgier direction or maybe a boyfriend, Charlotte joined Zach McNeill’s writers workshop; and instead found Molly.

Now I’ve heard of researching a character, but at what point do you say, I’m crossing a line? Is it the ‘journal theft’ or the ‘break and cater’?

And more importantly, what’s she going to call the book ‘The Diary of a Stalker’ or ‘Behind Molly, The Making of a Screenwriter’. Knightley will be arraigned later today.

After two weeks of increasingly erratic behavior, Felix Soel received a Doctor’s visit, early yesterday morning. Now we know Felix has had some wild times, who could forget the dolphin in Hawaii? But those close to him think this one smells fishy.

Firstly, Soel’s publicist stated earlier this year, that he was looking to settle down; he bought a house and started redecorating. Enter lingerie model Lola, who went quickly from his ‘girlfriend’ to his ‘live in’, after Felix spent a seedy night in some sleazy strip joints.

Then there was the ‘accident’ on location and a blown off press conference. Was Felix’s dive into a pit of flames the symbolic ‘letting go of the old’ and is he ready to rise from the ashes anew? And what will his anew be? Is the Dark Axe planning to announce his engagement to Lola? Clearly the man has something he wants to say, go ahead baby, Dizzy's listening.

It seems Liz’s shopping spree may have stretched the Marsh budget a little too far, not only were they seen returning a diamond encrusted plasma television this week, but apparently the staff is gone too. Umm, I thought diamonds were forever?

What does that even mean, really? The Staff? Okay, so the Marsh family used to employ a small nation. They had a cook, a maid, a chauffer, two nannies and after Devon losing the playoff’s, a bodyguard. This isn’t even counting the gardeners (they have 5).

Rumor has it though, Liz is keeping the Pool-Boy. I totally understand.

David Shea is set to return to Los Angeles after having wrapped filming on the latest Bond film. The former Brit was seen partying hard last night in a blur of farewells and bon voyages. The big question is; did he manage to stay sober? One crew member informs me that she was disappointed to hear him ordering a single malt, but was surprised when he received a chocolate malt, not a malt whiskey.

Maybe an old dog can learn new tricks; we’ll see how well he can walk the path of sobriety when he gets back to the land of Diz. But it will be a tough journey, now that his ‘rock’, Joan McAllister is allegedly MIA.

McAllister, the Destinies staffer assigned solely to Shea during his stay, has since left the facility. And I mean, really left. Photos of McAllister and her husband Pappy have been placed on the Interpol website in relation to missing persons. Apparently they were on an international cruise from which they disappeared, in Monte Carlo. That’s weird.

Kenny Kagan film ‘Blood Canal’ might not be such a flop after all. In fact, starring David Shea as the villain (naturally), Kenny Kagan’s turkey might have learnt to fly. Rave reviews from the Dubai film festival secured the film a US release, so Kagan’s turkey is headed for home, and it’s not the only one.

Kenny Kagan, Producer of Ex-Wife Molly Kagan’s movie ‘Wife Goes On’, has moved back in with Molly. Not in that ‘I was wrong about the divorce’ way, but in that ‘we need an office and your fridge has better food’ way. I wonder how Zach McBachelor feels about that?

And that is the Dizzy Dish – remember, don’t get star struck – just a little Dizzy.