Dear Diary, someone stole Molly Kagan’s journal and fed us fabulous juice the likes of which has never been seen. We’ve had a taste and we want more!!! Seriously, either you come to Dizzy or Dizzy’ll come find you – I have a guest list and I’m not afraid to use it!

Apparently Miss Molly took her journal to a party at The Santa Monica Terraces – the rest of us would have brought wine. Everyone in attendance, had to be on the guest list to get past the doorman…Dizzy has eyes everywhere – and now they’re on you.

‘The Dizzy-land Law of Motion’ -#2 ‘In LA, for every action there is an overreaction.’Which explains why I got a visit from none other than the ‘Hollywood Ex Wife’ Molly Kagan herself. But why? All publicity is good publicity Molly. Check out ‘Mohammed Moll-ee’, right here; a classic overreaction. What did we learn Molly? Words hurt but laptops leave bruises.

And who was the man that couldn’t wait to get his face on my lap top? The answer, Zach McNeill, writer of Pulitzer Prize winning novel and screenplay, ‘Frankincense and Myrrh’ and a notorious Hollywood Re-Bachelor who makes his home at the Santa Monica Terraces.

FYI – Hollywood Re-Bachelors – divorced men who have returned to the Bachelor lifestyle they were too poor/ugly/boring to have when they were the age of the women they are doing now. Most of them call The Santa Monica Terraces home, as you can guess, there’s no shortage of young wanna be Starlets in fabrically challenged outfits hoping to launch their careers.

So why was Zach McBachelor with Molly ‘The Hollywood Ex-Wife’ Kagan? We’ll keep you posted.

Rumor has it that the Dark Axe is coming back for a fourth film in the series titled ‘Dark Axe: Night Slayer’. The buzz on actresses includes Blake Stenton, Hollywood’s latest darling, A-Lister Dana Field and my pick, young up and comer Olivia Rodriguez.

The vampire series has been undeniably successful and let’s face it, who wouldn’t want a leather clad Soel rescuing them. Especially now that Soel’s Publicist Jan Moore has denied the star has any romantic ties to Shoshanna, saying he is very single, but looking for that special someone.

Let the Soel Hunt begin!

Actor couple Lauren and Nat Smith caused quite a stir at Starting Gate School - where even their unborn child is enrolled. Lauren, who is eight months pregnant, was seen throwing snowballs with Nat and the kids at ‘Snow Day’.

Other Starting Gate Moms commented on how agile Lauren was and just as they were rhapsodizing the virtues of hatha yoga a snow ball hit her belly. What raised eyebrows is the fact Lauren didn’t notice!

This is Lauren’s first pregnancy after two adoptions and she is known for her vanity, the question was begged, ‘is she really pregnant or do they have a surrogate and a great fat suit?’ I know one Chubby Chaser who swears the snowball was thrown by Nat! Only Lauren’s spray tan technician will know the truth!

Here’s a hint – if you have something to hide, make sure you tip your technician. PS Lauren must tip really well.

Sources inside the rehab facility ‘Destinies’ have confirmed that Shea was found with contraband and that it was confiscated. So distraught was Shea that he tried to escape from the Malibu treatment center; by horseback! Guess he does do his own stunts.

This got us to thinking, a man who escapes on horseback is not without problems, is Shea really an alcoholic or is this just an elaborate stunt set up by his people to orchestrate his inevitable return to Hollywood?

Destinies staff didn’t have to look far to find the Anti-Gay celebrity, the horse refused to leave the grounds.

Devon Marsh is back off the bench after citing a groin injury for his recent decreasing stats. Is that really what has got him throwing whack? Marsh, who has only been with the team two months, is having a tough time fitting in; his relationship with Catcher Arturo Martinez fluctuates between heated and fiery to say the least, and injury at this point in the season isn’t helping.

Apparently team mates are still riding Devon over the waitress incident; we can only imagine what they’re saying about his wife’s new best friend - Molly Kagan. Don’t worry Liz, Dizzy understands, keep your enemies close right?

Eve Kauffman and her canine enhanced breasts will never be forgotten, thanks to the Hollywood Ex-Wife, though Molly Kagan is hoping that Sprinkles cup cakes will make it all go away.

A store assistant at the exclusive Beverly Hills cup cakery told us Miss Molly’s order read like the guest list to a Hollywood Agent’s kid’s birthday party. It might work for those with a penchant for the bigger model – like Blair Trindle, but neighbors say Eve ‘returned’ the basket to Molly’s house, at speed. Well, we do know she has a bit of a bitch in her (my bet’s in the right breast).

So there really is nothing in LA that can’t be said with a basket.

And that is the Dizzy Dish – remember, don’t get star struck – just a little Dizzy.