If we thought celebrities had wacky lives, the ‘Hollywood Wife’ has shown us it’s nothing compared to the tigers in her pride - from Eve and her ‘puppies’ to the Smithsons and their drainage, she’s exposed the Rich and Fetish-ridden one by one - but who is she?  Grab the Purell ladies, this one’s gonna sting -- The ‘Hollywood Ex Wife’ is; Molly Kagan.  
 
That’s right, former ‘Wife Of’ Hollywood Producer, Kenny Kagan, from someone to no-one in 60 seconds ...Well Miss Molly, you’re not a nobody any more.  
 
Molly Kagan was unceremoniously dropped last year when the ‘Double Vortex’ Producer ‘Tom Cruised’ her for a newer model; Shoshanna, well singer actually.  How cliché!
 
Is this revenge Miss Molly or a cry for attention?  Well, you’ve got it – we’re keeping our eyes on you!

The Hollywood Wife tells all:

• If Eve was in the garden she'd need double D fig leaves for her newly enhanced breasts - inflated with saline solution mixed with the ashes of Stella and Stanley, her Jack Russell Terriers.  Thank god she didn't insert their favorite squeaky toy.

• The Smithsons had a drain installed in the middle of their bedroom floor.  How do you choose shower curtains for that?

• She’s skinny and Hubby is happy, are the ménage a trois with the plus size models a diet regime or a marriage remedy?  Either way, Blair sure knows how to give her husband a chubby.

David Shea has fled to rehab following his arrest for driving under the influence.  No surprises there – rehab is the penance of choice for the Rich and Fabulous.  But will he walk out in 30 days no harm no foul?  Well, arresting Officer Georgia Sims isn’t the only one offended by the Centurion star’s anti – gay remarks, but in LA there’s a little something I like to call....‘The Dizzy-Land Laws Of Motion’

Law #1: ‘What goes down must come back up.’

And I don’t just mean the wanna be starlets at the Santa Monica Terraces. But the law holds true, just think of every star who has yelled the famous words ‘you’ve ruined my career’ only to win an Oscar or sky rocket back to glory. Prove me wrong people.

Let’s face it, the Hollywood power players are a forgiving bunch, they may yell ‘For Shame’ but what they mean is ‘For Shame You Were Caught, Come See Me When It All Blows Over, We’ll Do Lunch.’ FYI no one eats lunch in LA.

This isn’t the Shea’s first arrest either, in 2004 he was arrested at Chicago’s O’Hare airport with 3 ounces of marijuana and a Colt 45 – his first words then were ‘personal use!’ – ok, sure, so you’re going to get high and then shoot something? Mmm, sounds like a Felix Soel film!

Felix Soel spent $18 million on his Bel Air mansion; he calls it ‘A Fixer Upper’. Don’t expect to see him painting walls or digging up the garden himself though, apparently after interviewing many designers, Felix landed on one who formally designed Shoshanna’s pad. Is there a romance brewing?

The mansion once belonged to Dana Field, who was apparently going through her ‘Africa Phase’. Yeah, we all get those…well Nat and Lauren Smith do!

Nat and Lauren Smith announce they plan on having a natural, normal home birth in their G5 over in Africa. Yup, that’s their idea of normal. Lauren is due in 4 weeks, the latest news on what they will name their child: Goliath – really?

Baseball’s answer to David Beckham, Devon Marsh is claiming the waitress story is BS! Apparently $5000 is what his wife leaves for a tip. I don’t know about you, but I know what kind of service I want for that money! Wife Liz isn’t known for being a spendthrift, but I guess that’s what happens when you hook up at 16. Liz and Devon were High School sweethearts before Cleveland recruited him. After college, Devon was picked up by Seattle and the pair never looked back.

Devon was traded to Los Angeles at the start of this season and causing commentators to start comparing Liz to Ms Victoria Beckham, she’s no Posh Spice – but the girl can shop! Though a $5000 tip, even we find that hard to believe.

‘Spaceland’ opens across the country next week, starring all three Jessica’s, Producers are expecting record takings at the box office, Imax tickets are already sold out. Each Jessica has stated it was the best movie they have ever made. Do their publicists even bother to change the press release any more?

Independent Producer Kenny Kagan held a test screening earlier this week for his passion project ‘Blood Canal’. Kagan, the man behind the ‘Who’s Your Daddy’ trilogy was surprised that his key demographic was not into his latest gambit. One of my sources told me everyone in the audience was disgusted, saying ‘it’s hard to cross the line of bad taste with 18-24 year old males, but ‘Blood Canal’ did it’.

‘Blood Canal’ was Kagan’s attempt to get back into the Hollywood inner sanctum. Oh oh, maybe the 1st Dizzy law of motion doesn’t work for producers?

Kenny Kagan had a big crash and burn last year after he momentarily took the mantle of Chief of Durango Studios. The then President Lou Manahan returned from his own fake death to fire him. Guess he really was rolling over in his grave! Oh yeah, and Shoshanna dumped him too.

Well, that is the Dizzy Dish – remember, don’t get Star Struck – just a little Dizzy.