The most romantic thing ever! Felix Soel's people have been doing damage control for a week after a photo surfaced of Felix kissing his designer, Rodney Evans. Apparently they're concerned a gay action star doesn't have much bankability, so they spouted the standard rhetoric 'it's fake, it's photoshopped, it's not reliable'.

But then Felix Soel did something undeniable. An Access Hollywood Reporter asked him point blank and Soel declared to the world that 'Rodney Evans was the best thing to ever happen to him'. Ohhhhhhh.

I know what I want for Christmas...

Hollywood King Lou Manahan once again coronates his Queen. Manahan and his bride, Ann Hefton, danced around the flames of forever in swaths of brightly colored Indian garb. The ceremony, which can only be described as a Bollywood – California fusion (maybe that’s redundant), has been dubbed the 'Wedding Of The Season' and anyone who’s someone was there. There were even some nobodies there. But someone who wasn’t there is Alizee DuFresne.

Forgive me, but didn’t the King announce his engagement to the nubile franc? Is this L'Autre Femme? How can you say 5th one's a charm and then swap the bride at the altar. I mean, I know this is Hollywood, but really? Mon Dieu.

Okay, yes, I know the truth. Alizee is Ann Hefton's pseudonym. Does anyone in this town use their real name anymore? I didn’t realize pseudonyms came with accents, how chic.

I guess if you kiss enough frogs, one is bound to turn into a Princess.

Law Of Motion – For every action, there's an over-reaction…

Now a Hollywood Wedding is nothing if not a fashion show, and we weren't disappointed. But what do you wear to a day time Indian themed wedding? Like that even matters, this is California, the only rule is: if you can't look good, you better bring some smokin' Arm Candy. So, here is they are...

Best Arm Candy – The Hollywood Ex-Wife might be on the cusp of transcending from candy to arm, but there's no denying she made Zach McNeill look good when she wore that purple and silver number. Liz Marsh smoldered in jade and Katrina Jane Vanderbrook added some color to Kenny in her burnt orange dress. But if I had to choose, solely on the fact she looks like a gift that needs unwrapping – Molly gets my vote.

Best Man Candy – despite their subtle colors, the usual suspects take the line up, Felix Soel, Devon Marsh, Rodney Evans and strangely, Kenny Kagan. Why decide, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Mmm, that’s what I call a long weekend.

Looks like Liz and Devon Marsh are heading north for the winter. In a not-so-surprising announcement, the Dodgers coach revealed next season’s line up will not include Relief Pitcher Marsh. Ouch, I know he lost the Playoffs but that’s rough.

Marsh, who’s only been with team for one season, has had a tumultuous time in LA LA Land both on and off the diamond. Who could forget Liz telling the fan she was going to use her fake boobs for batting practice? Or Sports Therapy? But, Liz and Devon did manage to come out the other end, still holding hands.

Well, at least his career is not completely over, just in San Francisco. And we’ll always have El Cholo.

It was a day of good byes for Miss Molly Kagan, goodbye to a new friend, and old friend and a boyfriend. First her Starting Gate Ally Liz Marsh who chose to follow her husband to San Francisco. Losing Liz, Molly's only other 'Mommy' friend, leaves her all alone to battle the Starting Gate Tigers, and we know they can be vicious, if you don't have the support of a good (read rich) man. Guess that means strike 2 for Molly. Mid waltz, Molly broke up with Zach. It seems their timing wasn't right; he would have been better with the old Molly, not the new and improved one. But there was one goodbye that the jury is still out on. Maybe, it’s just a 'see you later', or sooner as the case maybe.

Joan McAllister, recovering alcoholic, part time rehab staffer and possible murder suspect, fled the wedding of the season, and probably the country, when detective La La LaRoche came to arrest her. Well that is one way to get an invite.

Does that mean McAllister killed her husband for David Shea the actor? And what will her paramour do? Wow, the road to recovery is fraught with danger!

Poor Miss Molly, with her friends quickly disappearing, it looks like she's going to have to start over, from scratch. And this time, she's all alone.

There are very few things that can make my jaw drop, and a cougar on the bar usually isn't one of them but Friday Night, my jaw went down, in a big way. Coyote Ugly Night at the Cherry Street Bar, saw the Pre Mrs. Manahan shake her booty with her gaggle of girls; The Hollywood Ex-Wife Miss Molly, Mrs. Liz Marsh, Murder Suspect Joan McAllister and honorary girl, Rodney Evans (it might be too early to call him Mrs. Soel).

Now when I heard that Ann Manahan was doing laybacks and sliding down the bar, I had to go see for myself; and from what I saw, I think we've got a crazy fun time ahead of us. I've seen wild (hello, this is LA), but the woman formerly known as Alizee, takes it to a whole new level. Stick with her Molly; you're like Paris and Nicole except, well, you know. We'll call you ‘Wild and Free’.

Okay, so by this point, both eyebrows were raised but the jaw was still firmly closed. That is until Madam Murder McAllister took to the bar and proceeded to swing around the stripper pole like she was auditioning for a sexy version of Cirque Du Soleil. All I can say is, thank ABBA McAllister's on the run, cause these three girls together and I'd need jaw surgery.

And that is the Dizzy Dish – remember, don’t get star struck – just a little Dizzy.