You only wish your life was that exciting. The only thing your date has spied was the sexy person at the table behind you. Go rent a James Bond film and settle in for a long and romantic night of boredom.
You're probably not dating a spy but, then again, if we told you the truth, we'd have to kill you. Maybe he or she is susceptible to role-playing in the bedroom, but I wouldn't tear apart your apartment looking for surveillance bugs.
There's a very good chance you're dating a spy, but it's not certain. The next time he or she goes to the bathroom, snoop through their belongings and try to find more evidence. Look for remote controlled hummingbirds or a snub-nosed .38. Hurry! Look casual. They're coming back.
Do you want the good news or the bad news first? How about both? You're dating a spy. Your date probably already knows your social security number, 3rd grade school transcripts and how to kill you in your sleep. Hope the date is going well, because you're in up to your ears with a secret agent.